"No one almost died, so actually it's a pretty good Christmas by our standards. I don't know what there is to say. Give me 24 hours, and I'll find the humor in it, Chinese food and all.

"I'm sorry Logan's such a brat when you're around. I think he was trying tonight, even if it was hard to tell.

"Anyway," she says, managing a smile for him, "Merry Christmas."